Alex

update

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 06:05:06 GMT

Ok, it's been about 6 months since i upd8d... here's what happened:

- I became white.
- I went to poo for the first time in years
- My band still suxors
- I live with a hot lady

STAR WARS RULES MY SCROTUM!

love, alex

Fri, 01 Oct 2004 22:30:35 GMT

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette

username

you went to bed feeling

You began to dream about

sumpunkchair

who was

dominating you

thier car

with

your hands tied

which made you

stiff/wet

but was interupted by

iheartyeahyeah

who began to

get jealouse

You awoke

after awhile, this is good stuff after all

and you hope

that dreams do come true

chance of that happening:: 93%

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penis

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 20:12:06 GMT

I'm at work... i'm supposed to be working... FUCK THAT, MAN. I rule.

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 15:12:19 GMT

So i have class at 9:30, and i wake up at 9:20, and i run for like 8 minutes to class so i can get there in time. When i finally get there, it's 9:28, i'm sweating, i smell, i haven't brushed my teeth, and i open the door and nobody is in there. Then i notice the sign that says all 9:30 classes are cancelled today. FUCK ME.

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 09:26:08 GMT

I miss Rachel...

September 1, 2004

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 03:08:09 GMT

Since we don't know when we started going out, Rachel and I decided that today we start going out. I LOVE HER! Now, a picture of poo:

haha

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 02:49:33 GMT

I can tell when

Rachel

lies...

hehe...

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 20:30:26 GMT

Whoops....

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 05:12:21 GMT

Sorry i missed you.... i was probably doing the dishes. Love you, too.

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 04:42:54 GMT

The FUCKER Ryan said that Rancid had no talent and that all they do is scream. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. I was so pissed that I kicked him out of my house. I hate him.

anal

Sun, 08 Aug 2004 18:02:08 GMT

I love my penis. I love my dong. Let's all sing the gigantic cock song.

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

SUCK MY NUB!

Good song....

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 07:41:33 GMT

Nobody move, nobody get hurt, they said
Make one wrong move, man, you wake up dead
I exercise my lyrical style instead
All the while you're dead and gone and forgotten
I said, oh, are they gonna come back for you?
No, aw, the story's sorry but true
Lord, did you really want them to go?
No, oh you're so goddamn cold

We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you
We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you

(watch me now)
You got your ear to the street, then this bud's for you
You got my name in your mouth, then this slug's for you
Shotgun, Fast Lane, on the Highway to Hell
Germ sticks, tall cans, and the powder that sells
Just tryin' to have somethin', and you sit back and laugh
I'ma grab something, I'ma get in that ass
We came too far now, no way we get fucked
Wanna drop me, gotta kill me, only way I'ma stop

We got 808 subwoofers in the trunk
Around the world with the Rancid Punx
This is for the misfits, the freaks and the runts
Fuck the motherfuckin' back-stabbin' cunts
Ride's gettin' rougher, so I know I better buckle
P U N X tattooed on my knuckles
Hey man, you keep the shackles, cause I am free

We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you
We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you

(watch me now)
I heard you're losing your mind, shit, I been lost mine
But I still stay focused through good and bad times
Compare your worst fuckin' day to my best fuckin' night
I bet my last red cent that you couldn't stand the sight
From loss of loved ones to life of drug funds
They counted me out, from what? I'm not done
Give me a chance to shine and I'ma blind the world
Take a stand and be the voice of those who cannot be heard

We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you
We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you
We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you
We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you

(watch me now)

college

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 18:32:26 GMT

This is where i'm going to college:

The alternative lifestyle.

Hey Rachel....

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 06:21:43 GMT

Sorry about earlier tonight.... I really did want to talk to you. I hope you're not mad.

sigh.....

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 07:43:35 GMT

If poo could be bored, i'd be that cuz i'm bored and i feel like shit.

I'm sad....

Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:58:59 GMT

Rachel left today.... who am I gonna hang out with now? I guess three people: me, myself, and I.

sniff....

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 09:02:04 GMT

Rachel leaves in 2 days....

My Song

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 09:54:13 GMT

Here's a song i wrote.... in five minutes!

"Nebraska"

This one is for the midwest
This one is for Stiv West
The war is not over
My penis hurts

Nebraska, Nebraska, Nebraska, Nebraska

Burn all the cornfields
Yeah
Friday Fun Night
Yeah

Nebraska, Nebraska, Nebraska, Nebraska

Thank you for coming, Brody

That's it.... oh yeah Leo quit. I LOVE MY BAND!

poopoo

Sun, 27 Jun 2004 17:05:27 GMT

Rachel said she'd do my laundry... i love her!

Band Practice

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 00:06:23 GMT

Band practice was so tight today. We actually played with the full band! Usually it's just me and Frodo or me and Ryan or me and myself. And our new bassist is tight.... he's way better than Chris. His name is Leo. Our singer is kinda iffy. His name is John. He's alright, but he's not as good as Ryan said he was. Here's our lineup:

Ryan: Guitar
Alex: Guitar/Looking Good
Leo: Bass
John:Vokills
Frodo: Drums

Oh yeah,Frodo and Ryan hate each other.

Going Rachel's house now.

Yay!

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 07:11:48 GMT

I just took a HUMONGOUS dump and i feel REALLY good. I went over to Anne's house and i didn't want to go to the bathroom there because I would have felt weird. She, Rachel, and I were looking at a Victoria's Secret magazine. A lot of the boobs look like butts. We had fun!

Ugh...

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 15:10:15 GMT

I had diarrhea this morning....

LOOK!

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 18:41:50 GMT

I saw Rachel run a lot today. She never runs. It was cool.